The voiceover laments “We’ve all been there. Face-to-face with the list. The Honey-Do List.”
Just then, we see the wife swiftly crossing the scene behind hubby, glaring at him the whole way with that look that says “take that, you son of a bitch.”
Apparently, Mr. Perfect did something to get into a bit of hot water. We get an idea of how bad that “something” is by freezing the frame and reading the list:
This is not a list you get for forgetting to pick up bread on the way home from work, or for staying out an extra hour on card night.
- Clean & rinse coffee pot
- Unclog shower head
- Clean bathtub & faucet
- Wipe down shower doors
- Run washer w/ CLR
- Clean dishwasher
- Clean tools
- Unclog drain
- Service septic system
No, this is a “forgot her birthday/anniversary” list. A “mentioned her Body Magic purchase to everyone at a party” list. A “got too fresh with her sister” list.
Based on the look on wifey’s face, instead of cleaning his tools with it, this guy might be better off just chugging the bottle of CLR.
Copyright 2010 Randy Hunt